Funny stuff

What is the difference between a white fairy tale and a black fairy tale?
The white fairy tale starts liek this "Once upon the time..."
The black fairy tale starts like this "Yo! motherfuckers you ain't gonna believe this shit.."

A black baby was given wings and the baby asked God : "Does this mean I am an angel now?" God laughed and he said : "Nah, nigga, u're a bat!"

im not racist, these are just really funny